Bonjour Bonjour
I'm a man about town
I've seen the world, I've been around
The time has come for me to settle down
Mange Tout
Mange Tout
Mange Tout
I'm quite a home in London, Rome
Milan, New York and Paris
No need to offers gate
Don't get in a sewernate
I know me elbow from me Aris
I've reached a situation
Where the female population
Are getting quite excited
Your's truely has decided
To settle down at last
Je Suis Different Class
I know me elbow from me Bottle and Glass
(He's a sophisticated geezer)
Bonjour Bonjour
I'm nobodys fool
Right at the surface of the old gym pool
Though in the unperfection of a man
Mange Tout
Mange Tout
Mange Tout
My personal hygeine is legendary
I'm often at the palace
Me manners are exemplary
This is what they say to me
He knows his elbow from Aris
(He's pratically bollocking
but more importantly he knows his elbow from his aristocracy)
My mind is a suppository
A Potpourri of poetry
So if you want a sonnet
I'm on it like a Car Bonnet
I'll open a Dubonnet
And really show my class
I know me elbow from me bottle and glass
(He's a sophisticated geezer)
Sit down before you have a seizure
Come on it really aint a brain teaser