His name is Derek Trotter
They all know him round here
You'll find him down the Nags Head
Or selling hooky gear
Don't ask to many questions
When you come to his store
Cus everything is kosher
Have a butchers at it all
Though if he sees the old bill there
He might just have to leg it
If he says the old bill from the market
He will leg it
So laddys if your needing a mop that tells that time
Or a kids electric toothbrush that plays a nursery rhyme
Don't think of noone else girls
Just look at all this gear
Its all completely pukka all the way from North Korea
But if he sees the old bill there a runner is a must
If he sees the old bill you won't see him owt for dust
Whats old Del Boy all about
He's first in and he's last out
Whats old Del Boy all about
He's first in and he's last out
He's first in and he's last out
He's got Nigerian mutant turtle dolls
And Chinese Cuckoo clocks
That hella fat container thing that turned up at the docks
All bunged in his trust van from here to peckham market
He's got a disability badge so he don't care where he parks it
He's got a disability badge so he don't care where he parks it
He's got a disability badge so he don't care where he parks it
His name is
His name is
His name is
His name is
His name is Derek Trotter
We all
Know
Him
Round
Here
Cart D'ajore
Cart D'ajore
I can feel it in bones Rodney
Yeah This time next year we'll be millionares
