Cheapskate Tricks for Worn Down People

I want power of attorney

I need power of attorney

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

I want power of attorney

I need power of attorney

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

I want power of attorney

I need power of attorney

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Jean Rhys promised me that ring

So why are you wearing it at this funeral?

In this heat

At this barbeque

You of all Judases

Why did it have to be you?

I guess it was because you were

The hardest

The fittest

The chosen one

I only saw you one last time

You climbed into a blacked out car

Gold Boots

Glass House

Bad Hex

Teenage Teeth

It all came too late for you

Would you choose to be happy or me?

I want power of attorney

I need power of attorney

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

I want power of attorney

I need power of attorney

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

I want power of attorney

I need power of attorney

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Maniacs hid in the mangroves

Convinced they were made of ivory hate

Within hours

Decrees thundered

They were solely made of white ambition

Dominica was savagely cruel

Its cafés as hot as ice

Filled with lazy, rich bohemians

In the vast colonial hot night

The settlement the mob made was harsh

All shook on it with palpable glee

Damned magic, ex-slavers

All screaming to be pardoned and free

I want power of attorney

I need power of attorney

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

I want power of attorney

I need power of attorney

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

I want power of attorney

I need power of attorney

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Been worn down by all your cheapskate tricks

Everywhere this scumbag family's been

All we'd bring was evil sex

Funeral tears and mass betrayals

Everywhere this scumbag family's been

All we'd bring was evil sex

Funeral tears and mass betrayals

Everywhere this scumbag family's been

All we'd bring was evil sex

Funeral tears and mass betrayals

Everywhere this scumbag family's been

All we'd bring was evil sex

Funeral tears and mass betrayals

Everywhere this scumbag family's been

All we'd bring was evil sex

Funeral tears and mass betrayals