In Front of Me

She's sitting right in front of me

I'm caught up in a fantasy

She's taking all my mind away

And she's sitting right in front of me

It's all in your mind, don't get contorted

This type o' lady bend you back and forward

Got the effect of something that you snorted

Everybody rockin' to the way her body orbits

Round and round

(She looks so awesome, maybe I could—)

Nah, thats just your endorphins

We gotta work together, act with caution

She'll pick you up and drop you like porcelain

(We'll go and get a coffee, I just want to get to know her)

(I'll write her a rap) Man, she'll wrap you like a boa

Look, just go home and write a lament

Go and listen to your INXS Live cassette

A suicide blonde (Well, my pride is strong)

(Uh uh) She can make any guy repent

She's sitting right in front of me

I'm caught up in a fantasy

Yeah, she's sitting right in front of me

I can't believe her company

She's taking all my mind away

And she's sitting (Sitting)

Right in (Right in) front of me

Right there in front of me, I think her name's Kylie

Real intellectual, she works in the library

Damn, she's sexy (Man, you're keen!)

What should I say? (I dunno, tell her you read!)

I'ma tell her that I rap in the hope that she likes me

(She'll think you're a freak!) Nah, she'll think I'm exciting

Chicks these days have a soft spot for hip-hop

(Nah, she only likes alt country and prog rock!)

I'll tell her I'm a balladeer with a career

A guitar and a car and I breathe clean air

(Man, she'll only want you for your money!) That's funny

I'm as broke as a third world economy, buddy

(It doesn't matter Mr. Rapper, you connect like hippies do!)

What, she likes the inner me?

(Yeah, she likes the inner you!)

She's sitting right in front of me

I'm caught up in a fantasy

She's sitting right in front of me

I can't believe her company

She's taking all my mind away

And she's sitting (Sitting)

Right in (Right in) front of me

She's sitting right in front of me

I'm caught up in a fantasy

Yeah, she's sitting right in front of me

I can't believe her company

She's taking all my mind away

And she's sitting (Sitting)

Right in (Right in) front of me

She's taking all my mind away

And she's sitting (Sitting)

Right in (Right in) front of me