Everything Is New to Me

All the things my eyes can see Everything is new to me Yo-dee, lo-dee, lee What do you call it, call it? (A clock) What to do with it, with it? (It rings at six o'clock) Yo-dee, lo-dee, lo, yo-dee, lo-dee, lee (Oh, no, no, no) Yo-dee, lo-dee, lo, yo-dee, lo-dee, lee What do you call it, call it? (A hammer) What to do with it, with it? (You tap, you smash, you shatter) Love it, I love it! Yo-dee, lo-dee, lo, yo-dee, lo-dee, lee Everything is new to me To me The world is rich with funny words They ring like bells, those tiny words They glow, they shine They dance in my mind Like a chorus line, those silly words of mine La-la-la-eee, doo La-la-la-eee-doo, wooo! What do you call it, call it? (A chamber pot) What to do with it, with it? (Well, you put it, um...) On my head? (No! Under the bed) Yo-dee, lo-dee, lo, yo-dee, lo-dee, lee (Oh, dear) What do you call it, call it? (A tulip) What to do with it, with it? (Nothing, just love it) Love it! I love it! Yo-dee, lo-dee, lo, yo-dee, lo-dee, lee Everything is new Everything is new to me (Oh, dear, oh dear) (Oh, alright, alright) Yo-dee, lo-dee, lo (That's enough, that's enough) Yo-dee, lo-dee, lee (C'mon, off with you, off with you, I need a rest) Love it! Love it! (C'mon, there's a good boy) (Oh, oh, dear) Everything is new to me (Oh, God dammit, you're awful)