Another One Rides the Bus (2022 version)

Riding in the bus down the boulevard and the place was pretty packed (Yeah)

I couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand with the perverts in the back

It was smelling like a locker room, there was junk all over the floor

We're already packed in like sardines, but we're stopping to pick up more, look out

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on and another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey, he's gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs, there's an elbow in my ear

There's a smelly old bum standing next to me, he hasn't showered in a year

Well, I think I'm missing a contact lens, I think my wallet's gone

And I think this bus is stopping again to let a couple more freaks get on, look out

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on and another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey, he's gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus

Yeah

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus, ow

Another one rides the bus, hey, hey

Another one rides the bus, hey

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke and my face is turning blue (Yeah)

I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see The Who

Well, I should've got off a couple miles ago, but I couldn't get to the door

There isn't any room for me to breathe, now we're gonna pick up more, yeah

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on and another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey, he's gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus