Top Songs By MC Conkie Tonk
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KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
Casey McConkie
Songwriter:in
Lyrics
The year is 2146
MC Conkie Tonk still coming up with the hits
Been cloned and mutated so many times
It's hard to recognize myself
Besides my one bloodshot pale blue eye
Last chance for mankind
Sent on a one-way mission to cross colonize
Strutting my way cross the red planet
Operation seduce Martian girlies
Cause when Conkie Tonk spit it you know they just gotta have it
Been horned up on my ship so long
Code name Olympus Mons
Cause when that Conkie dick hit
I'll be the biggest thing on Mars
Touch down Shinjuku District 2
Located in Utopia Planitia strap on my space boots
In search of native foods
Martian brews
Space rails
And nitrous balloons
Wawawawawa
Is the sound that my helmet makes
breathe it in deeply as I try to assimilate
Filtration systems flowing
Pumped full of laughing gas
When Gravity's a third?
Floating when she shake that ass
Fed misinformation
Research proven incorrect
They girls got forked tongue's
Green skins with leopard flecks
Seductive eyes
With a cruel intent
And there ain't no three tittied women
Space case
Heading up the space race
Conkie Tonkin
On a comet
Chasing on a
Prima donna
Been 27 days
Since I last got laid
Blue balls in space
Got me left in dismay
Icy dark nights
Only heat up the pain
When a frostbit lip
Blows a kiss in the rain
Molecular nitrogen
Beads down my neck
A foil umbrella
that fails to protect
Methane readings
The output is high
Blue flame on Mars?
You know Conkie will try
But why, oh why
Must I comply
With devil tailed Martian girls
That circle in the sky
Ziggy Stardust in my helmet
Turn it up and try an hide
A hypno siren songs
That carry through the night
Following the Queens orders
Keep yourself alive
A little bit further
And I'm to the other side
Find a Martian rose
And give another try
Or wipe them blood tears
From they ears
When they cry
Written by: Casey McConkie