(S) Karkat: Be A Fanboy

Fuck! That is the last time I ever

Host somebody's wriggling day party at my place

I'm gonna be cleaning up after Egbert

And all his ilk until my eleventh sweep at this rate!

Ugh, why are we even friend's, anyway?

Right, his taste in movies

Well, this huge pile of DVD's

Isn't going to clean itself up

I might as well make this somewhat enjoyable

She's The Man, The Rebound, Hitch, and Miss Congeniality

This is just the Tip of the Iceberg, that's my menagerie

The Wedding Singer, Groundhog Day, The Princess Bride, Love Actually

Titanic, Juno, Knocked Up, She's All That, Coyote Ugly

When I was just a wriggler, my lusus often preached

"To be a skilled entrepreneur, five figures must be reached!"

And whether one's collection is of stamp's, or coin's, or doll's

If you're a true enthusiast, you have to buy them all!

13 Going on 30, What's Your Number? Mamma Mia!

Four Weddings and a Funeral is something you should see

Along Came Polly, Wedding Crashers, Something's Gotta Give

The Cutting Edge, My Best Friend's Wedding, sweet home Alabama

This one's one of my all-time favorites!

In which the main protagonist sits idly 'til one day

He finds himself head over heels for redrom interest 'A'

But redrom interest 'A' is flushing for her kismesis

Whose auspistice's moirail is the main protagonist!

(Oh!) Monster-In-Law, One Fine Day, The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Definitely Maybe, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Leap Year, The Proposal

Did You Hear About the Morgans? Kate and Leopold

Of course, I'm also rather partial to

In which the hero find's himself forced to make a big decision

About whether or not he can commit to his matesprit

Meanwhile, his kismesis has been putting the moves on his moirail

And no one is really sure how to feel about that!

But then there's a duel to the death over

The hero's remaining quadrants

His matesprit is mortally wounded

And her dying wish is, I mean

So when it come's to romance

Look no further than this troll!

This genre is my expertise, and I am on a roll!

In fact, I think we call could benefit from my advice

For example, Eridan and Sollux watched

Pirates of the Caribbean together last weekend

And gave each other matching black eyes, thrice!

And that's not even a hatedate movie

But these are!

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Six Days, Seven Nights Never

Been kissed while you were sleeping

Ten Things I Hate About You

A Cinderella Story, She's The Man

The Rebound, Hitch, and Miss Congeniality

She's The Man, The Rebound, Hitch, and Miss Congeniality