Christmas Eve Exploits of Santa Claus

It's Christmas Eve round Midnight A-M Mojo sparkles alive at the Kringle Pole Steal a kiss from Mistress Claus Who grabs my Magical Bag of Gifts Winking in her sexy Smile Blows me a kiss for Auld Lang Syne Giddy-ready. Giddy-steady Giddy us on our merry way! Reindeer hooves Anticipation-dancing Course corrections North-Winds advancing Magical realms of Bubble Passes As Time strides into luminous dancing And worldly tethers for the Reindeer unwind Away we ride into a Sublime Design Ho! Ho! Ho! Here we go! Again! Dashing forth in Merry Measure Dancing with Yuletide Treasures Prancing to Fun and Folly! Now's the time to pop the Jolly Vixen purrs, Be ever so bold! Comet flaunts a sparkling Soul Cupid blows Kisses to warm the cold Donner strikes Earth to join the Chorus Blitzen bright as Fortune Thunder and lightning are electrifying Making our Spirits light Tiny Tots With eyes all a-glow Who find no sleep Don't you know We're on our way! A toys and a Goodies Bouquet Winding along with this Sleigh With daring Dasher at our side Thru rain, hail and storm We steady fly My Dancer is a charmer Making spirits bright My Prancer enticing Dancing in glorious flight While my naughty Vixen Dares a more jolly sight Hear Comet crackle In fireworks of delight Cunning Cupid Shooting arrows of Love into the Sky Blitzen brightly burning Across bright Heavens ride! Ho-ho-ho bountiful Treasures Are on their way But the Best Gift is Free From me to all of Thee Gather ye rosebuds while you may Begin again To fall to love Ho! Ho! Ho! Here we go! Dashing forth in Merry Measure Dancing with Yuletide Treasures Prancing to Fun and Folly! Now's the time to pop the Jolly Vixen purrs, Be ever so naughty! Comet flaunts a sparkling Soul Cupid kisses the Hearts of the sassy & bold Donner strikes Earth to join the Chorus Blitzen heedless of Winds of Fortune Thunder and lightning are electrifying Daring Dasher at my side Thru rain, hail and storm, we steady fly Fly my charming Dancer Making our Spirits bright Entice me my Prancer Liven our dance through the night And my naughty Vixen dare us jolly a quick spin As Comet tickles our Souls like sin In fireworks of delight Cunning Cupid Shooting arrows of Love into the night But the Best Gift is Free Gather ye rosebuds while you may Begin again To fall to love