One, Two

This won't be the same joke they've done ten years in a row

I won't go for laughs just 'cause it's somewhere safe to go

We gotta use this moment to "build character" and grow

And we gotta show some talent 'cause it's called a talent show

Sorry, I don't dance

Standing still's a habit that you've gotta learn to break

It comes from over-thinking every move you ever make

But the music's gonna tell you each and every step to take

It's simple as a piece of pie and easier than cake

It's just a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

Now it should be like nothing

When you do it all again

It's gonna make more sense with all the costumes

And the lights your feet will take

These wooden floors on up into new heights

So better keep your eyes up 'cause that's where I set my sights

And better get accustomed to a lot of sleepless nights

You gotta one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

Now don't get too offended

When I say, "Not good enough, so try again"

Gotta get it

Don't forget it

Practice in your bed

Once you got it, start forgetting

Everything I said

Because you gotta start to start

To get it in your blood

Instead cry it, sweat it

Till you get it

That's what I've got in my head

Cue the lights, it's begun, that's your cue, and start at one and then

It's just a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

One through eight again and then (One, two, three, four)

One through eight again and then (Five, six, seven, eight)

One through eight again and then (One, two, three, four)

One through eight again and then (Five, six, seven, eight)

You do it, do it

Do it all again

Do it all again (Do it all again)