I Don’t Like You But I Like You

All my life, I've never been a Stepford wife

Say you wanna play, but all I really gotta say is that it's never gonna turn out right

I don't need a man, don't need romantic walks in the sand

I'm strong and independent, I'm a Joan of Arc descendant, so you better try to understand

You're just playing hard to get

Boy, you ain't seen nothing yet

I don't like you, but I like you like Christmas songs in mid-July

I shouldn't say it, but I want to, don't even think it, don't even try

Distant stars, together, we are worlds apart

True love Armageddon is exactly where we're headed, so you better cool your beating heart

I don't like you, but I like you, I think I'm feeling something more

Just take a chance, let me show you, I've heard this same old crap before

Come on, Dixie

What do you think?

Let's give this thing a shot

Listen, Tom, I appreciate your passion, but I am definitely not your type

What do you mean?

You're exactly my type

Honey, I'm a heartbreaker and a troublemaker and I ain't about to stop now

Oh, God, I love it when you talk dirty

Really though, Tom, I've built my walls from the fallen bricks of toxic relationships and deceitful men

I will probably be alone for the rest of my life and I'm okay with it

That's nonsense

Everybody needs somebody and I know you feel something

Didn't your mother ever teach you not to chase something you're never gonna catch?

Now you're just playing hard to get

It'll never work, Tom

Listen, Dixie

I need to know, are you down to give this a shot?

Yes or no?

I don't like you, but I like you, I haven't felt this way in years

I don't like you, but I like you, maybe this could be for real