There Ain't No Sanity Clause

Happy Talkin Captains' tutu's too tight Means there'll be no more snookering you tonight P just looks bemused to be on foreign Shores - AH HA There ain't no Sanity Clause (x4) (Chorus) Vanians got a visit from a guy named Drac Says he's from the bloodbank wants his 10 pints back Singers rather sickly when it rains it pours - Oh no, there ain't no Sanity Clause (x4) (Chorus) Did you expect that I would believe the tale you told last Xmas eve About the man that man is fat and round Delivers gifts without a sound (Solo) (Chorus) Monty Oxy Moron's Mozart on natural gas Always playing symphonies out of his ass Pinch's about to get tied up with Las Vegas laws, Oh No, there ain't no Sanity Clause Ho Ho Ho etc