(clears throat)
(Hamm's opens)
check check check
no bool
(ah)
no bool
(grunt)
(whistle)
In heaven there is no Hamm's
no Hamm's?
that's why we only drink Hamm's
yeah Hamm's
and when we're out of Hamm's
out of Hamm's?
we'll be running to the kwik trip for some Hamm's
mmmm Hamm's
(mm aaah)
In heaven there is no drugs
marijuana
frick
that's why we crave that bug
tug our slugs (whistle)
and when god pulls the plug
uh-oh
in the bathtub
(ah)
our friends will be doing all our drugs
all our drugs?
Dory save me some
absolutely not
In heaven there is no trump
ew
oh good
you big old disgusting piece of lump
you're very bad
lump lump
you're dumb
and when we send him to the dump
fucking vote
organize
our friends will be still (ah) focusing on the hundreds of
other social issues that plague this country
anarchy is always an option
In heaven you can't get laid
fuck
mm-mmm
that's why we drink kool-aid
oh yeah
and when I'm killed in a raid
what?
rest in piss
our friends will be out there getting laid
use protection
In heaven there is no Bool
no Bool?
that's why we bought this pool
Bool Pool
and when we drown in our pool
beer pool
our friends will be listening to the Bool
la la la la la la
drink Hamm's
la la la la la la
drink Hamm's
la la la la la la
drinkin Hamm's
la la la la la la la la la
drink beer
In heaven there is no beer
that's why we drink it here
and when we're gone from here
where will we be?
our friends will be drinking all our beer
assholes
love you guys
