I Scare Myself

This song is a scary, scary song

So if there's any children out there listening

Tell your parents, "Go to bed"

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ah-ah-ah-ah

I scare myself

When I'm alone, I scare myself

I scare myself

When I'm alone, I scare myself

Just the other night

Gave myself a fright

I was all alone

Drinking tea at the kitchen table

I was watching my show

Must've been 1:30 or so

Just then I heard a noise

Just then I lost my voice

Reach for the window pane

Next to the window frame

Fearing for my life

Clutching for my kitchen knife

A reflection of a hand

It was my own hand

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ah-ah-ah

I scare myself

When I'm alone, I scare myself

I scare myself

When I'm alone, I scare myself

There was a man

Dreamt he had a bat in his pants

Woke up and went downstairs

Not before he told his wife

There's bats in the chimney

Betcha' by Jiminy, one got in last night

When he put on his pants

He felt a lump in his left pants leg

What could that be?

One of them chimney bats

Grabbed it!

Gonna grab it, honey

Come on downstairs, there's a bat in my pants leg

Got 'em!

The son of a bitch bit me!

I got 'em!

The bat was a rolled up sock

I scare myself

When I'm alone, I scare myself

I scare myself

When I'm alone, I scare myself

Last night I had a dream

It was a very scary one

There was a monster's scream

Had the children on the run

Ragin' across the sky

Fire breathing bumble bee

Making the babies cry

There was a dragon from Hanoi

Just then I opened my eyes

Then I realized

How scary it would be

Glad it was just a dream

Ah-ah-ah

I scare myself

When I'm alone, I scare myself

I scare myself

When I'm alone, I scare myself

Singing in the bedroom is healthy for you

Singin' about it, there's nothing to do

There's ghosts in the alley, there's ghosts inside of you

Let 'em out

Let 'em out

Let 'em out

Scare myself

When I'm alone, I scare myself