Alpaca Rap

Ask and ask and ask and ye shall receive, fruit lovers I'm the Annoying Orange, and this is the alpaca rap People always saying that alpacas are whack-a But say that to my face, and I'll give you a smack-a Alpacas get a bad rap, I'm bringing 'em back-a Pack of alpacas, alpacas, attack-a Don't call 'em llamas, don't call 'em camels Alpacas are the greatest thing that happen to mammals (whoo!) Respect the long neck, give a shout to the snout Alpaca appreciations, what I'm talking about 'cause People always saying that alpacas are whack-a But say that to my face, and I'll give you a smack-a Alpacas get a bad rap, I'm bringing 'em back-a Pack of alpacas? Alpacas, attack-a Alright, alright, I'll admit it, alpacas are okay But they're not the best animal out there Heck, they're not even the best animal in their own family Check it out! People always telling me that llamas are drama But llamas are the bomb, yeah, so face it you're wrong-a Guam, Vietnam, all the way to Bahamas Mommas go bananas for some llama pajamas Pack animals, they be packing a punch (ow) They're better than alpacas, you can call it a hunch (yeah) Llama, llama, llama's just too fun to say If you say they're double L, they will spit in your face 'cause People always telling me that llamas are drama But llamas are the bomb, yeah, so face it, you're wrong-a Guam, Vietnam, all the way to Bahamas Mommas go bananas for some llama pajamas Okay, hold it If we're crowning the best animal around Keep in mind that great things sometimes come in small packages Here's what I'm talking about People always telling me that dik-diks are dipsticks But dik-diks are my pick-pick, 'cause dik-diks are wicked sick Enjoying your picnic? Applying some lipstick Say Frick about my dik-dik, and you'll get a swift kick African heat, dik-dik handles it fine So dik-dik can surely handle, handle weak rhymes Dik-dik don't sweat, sweat Dik-dik don't drink, drink Try your worst, worst 'Cause the dik-dik don't blink, blink (yeah) People always telling me that dik-diks are dipsticks But dik-diks are my pick-pick 'cause dik-diks are wicked sick Enjoying your picnic? Applying some lipstick Say Frick about my dik-dik, and you'll get a swift kick Alright everybody, listen up I got an animal that's gonna blow all of your animals out of the water, okay? It, uh, honestly, I don't know about this one But if I don't stick to the script, I don't get paid People thinkin' no respect is owed to the horny toad Never walked that horny road or lived by the horny code You're dissin' the horny toad? It's about to get stormy, bro Just listen to my horny flow, I'm entering the horny mode Horny toads explode on the okay, guys Seriously? I'm supposed to rap about the horny toad Like this with a straight face and all? Hey! I got "dik-dik", I'm happy to trade with you I'm entering horny mode, I mean, come on My mom's gonna watch this Dude, if you want the paycheck, finish the verse I hate you guys People always saying that alpacas are whack-a But say that to my face, and I'll give you a smack-a Guam, Vietnam, all the way to Bahamas Mommas go bananas for some llama pajamas People always telling me that dik-diks are dipsticks But dik-diks are my pick-pick 'cause dik-diks are wicked sick You're dissin' the horny toad? It's about to get stormy, bro Just listen to my horny flow, I'm entering the horny mode Oh, no! Look out, everyone Grapefruit's entering horny mode I hate you guys