Credits
KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
Michael C. Harris
Songwriter:in
Lyrics
*Sniffs* Oh, God!
Ugh, what is that smell?
The smell in the air is like poop (AYE)
'Cause now you're in bubblegloop (AYE)
Where the ground is all sticky, this level is icky
Now let’s fill you in on the scoop
Bottles is here just to lecture us
Watch ya step here it’s treacherous
You’ll find that you'll probably get lost in this bog
Made worse by the presence of poisonous frogs!
Buzzbombs buzzing, they won’t let you pass
Suicide diving right into your ass
You might think for a second it’s kinda fucked up
But nothing close to smashing the feet of Tanktup
*Yell* Ooh there was treasure inside
Now let’s enter his mouth where more turtles reside
But these ones ain’t mean, they’re downright polite
It’s like they don’t care they’ve been eaten alive
Tiptup in there making a fire track
Wants us to smash his children’s backs
They pay you no mind they just sing you a song
Then give you more gold if you follow along
RED! YELLOW! Dammit!
What was it again? I can’t comprehend
BLUE! PURPLE! Shit!
Goddamn this sucks, so it's time to give up
Back in the swamp, but my ass don’t thank me
Put on some boots to traverse more safely
Up on these huts, I gotta escape
The piranhas hellbent on munchin' our taint
Golden crocs want eggs both high and low
Just go to a Denny's and get an omelet bro!
Now let’s go to Mumbo's it’s time to get small
As now we will go to the worst place of all...
Fuck you Vile you’re such a fuckin' asshole
I'm gonna kill you, snap your neck
Why you always such a fuckin' hassle
Please someone end my torment
Take your yumblies and shove em down your grumblie
I'm fuckin' sick and tired of your bullshit
I hope your wife just up and fuckin' leaves you
You're a sad excuse for a crocodile
Fucking Viles wife
I'm fucking Viles wife
I'm fucking Viles wife in her cloaca
No ones gonna stop me
I'm gonna cuck him
Force him to watch
As I take away his manhood
Oh good god, its almost fucking over
Can't take this shit any fucking longer
Cheating bitch, you can eat my wiener
This gave me anxiety, now
Let’s get out of this place -
FUCK
Written by: Michael C. Harris