I'd Do it Again

Trouble, trouble everywhere

I guess it’s just my cross to bear

All my good deeds go for naught

Screw up once and I get caught

I could test the hand of fate

I might self-incriminate

But since my lawyer fled the state

I will set the record straight

I admit it

Yes, I did it

I admit it, I did it

And I’d do it again

These were watershed events

I had many arguments

Yes, it’s true I could have stopped

Before I tried to school that cop

But there were mitigating factors

And he deserved it I maintain

Alcohol don’t mix with tractors

I did the deed, I’ll take the blame

I admit it

Yes, I did it

I admit it, I did it

And I’d do it again

Good cop, bad cop, I’m confused

Who’s Miranda? Why six counts?

My one call hung up on me

Now who’s gonna bail me out?

I admit it

Yes, I did it

I admit it, I did it

And I’d do it again