I see a lot of men in brooklyn with their big ass pooches
You think your dog's an Suv? Bro you just look stupid
You ain't lookin' so tough Chad, quit your weak ass whining
It's time to be a real man and get a dog that is tiny
Big man tiny dog that's the way to look tough
I'd rather yip yip yip than a ruff ruff ruff
You show your dog off like a truck, that's enough, Gabeesh
I prefer a snug, vw bug on a three foot leash
BIG MAN tiny DOG Big MAN tiny dog
Don't need a man sized dog I got a little Lincoln log
Got my posse of potato's straight up barking at a leaf
You can keep your St Bernard with my Scottie I roll deep
I don't need a rotweiler or a great dane give me a yorkiepoo with a tiny frame
No pyrenees with a fluffy coat, give me a bichon frese that looks like a toad
Yo lady your bernese mountain dog looks like a muppet got lost in the rain
I prefer Toto boppin' like frodo with dorothy that doggie he's off of the chain
For your bordeaux you need a lead leash
I use a shoelace for my Maltese
When your dog barks, its scary as hell
My dog can't bark and it wears a tiny bell
Jason mamoa with a chihuahua
The rock with a terrier saying Ohana
Your dogs scaring children it's looking so mean
I'm out In the park and I'm benching fifteen
Woof woof
I can carry my dog in my arms
You got a puppy the size of a barn
You're fitting one dog in your bed?
I'm fitting ten dogs in my bed
BIG MAN tiny dog BIG MAN tiny dog
Don't have a baby/ so I got a dog the size of a hog
Don't need a giant ass pooch to make me feel like a man
So I got a tiny little floofer the size of a soda can
Big man tiny dog Big Man tiny dog
She's allowed to fly with me in the fuselage
Your dogs so big you have to pay to check it with with the luggage
I lose my dog regularly in foliage and ruffage
I'm just fuckin' around... I love all dogs... even big ones... just not as much
Alright... get your pets spayed and neutered
