There's a pile of phone books
At the apartment door
Ignored, they sit for weeks
Forsaken, obsolete
I am online, I am alive
I need it to survive
I want it now, I need it faster
First world problems
Hey social network
Freeze, it's the grammar police
And you're wanted for murder
How much language degrade further?
Get psyched!
We're all going to be famous
Just film your stupid life
And hordes will swarm to trash and praise it
Or get off
By keeping your spite nameless
Spitting the foulest bile
Anonymously shameless
A failed ideal
There's no global community
It's just a web of chuds
Talking shit with impunity
No one around me
Listens to what I say
How do I make it viral
I've got what it takes
To succeed
I don't need it to last
Just give me a taste
I'll burn out hot and fast
My opinion is important
That is why I write my blog
It makes me feel like I'm important
When people read my blog
It feels so good when the words come out
Keystroking my ego
What else would you like to know?
What else would you like to know?
I took a look at your life
On the internet
And I was not impressed
And I was not impressed
I took a look at your life
On the internet
And I was not impressed
And I was not impressed
And I was not impressed
And I was not impressed
