Yeah Sure Whatever

He said, "Yeah, sure, whatever"

Three words and sixteen letters that mean

"I unambiguously agree to bless your track"

And there's no way that I'm misinterpreting that

Here we go

"Yeah, sure, whatever"

Means we're gonna work together

And turn Yasper into a household name

He wants to do for me what 50 did for The Game

Minus their ensuing beef

That exchange could not have gone better

I can't believe he said, "Yeah, sure, whatever"

"Yeah" is just a cool guy's way of saying "yes"

"Sure" means he's absolutely positive he wants to bless

But of the three words, the third is the best

"Whatever" means the possibilites are endless

The music-streaming apps are all gonna crash

Too many people will be listenin' to my track

I'll hang with Meghan, Harry, JAY-Z, and Bey

'Cause they're the only ones who will be able to relate

To the pressures of my level of fame

I'll develop a drug problem, probably cocaine

He said, "Yeah, sure, whatever"

Yasper featurin' Xavier

We'll be number one in a hundred and ninety-five countries

They'll make a sequel to A Star Is Born starring me

These balloons can support my weight

"Yeah, sure, whatever"

Let's celebrate my success together

This dance is spontaneous, it's totally not choreographed

And now I'll stand up on this table and tap dance

Everybody now

(Whatever, whatever)

Uh, guys, hey, hey, guys? (Whatever)

Don't just sing "whatever"

It sounds much worse when you leave out "yeah" and "sure"

(Whatever)

Okay, that's really mature

What, are we back in high school?

I'm gonna be a national treasure

(Yeah, sure)

Okay, you know what?

Whatever