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How To Succeed In Mountport (feat. Zach Reino, Jess McKenna & Scott Passarella)
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Listen to Welcome To Mountport (The Official Cast Recording) [feat. Scott Passarella] by CollegeHumor's Dropout
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Zach Reino
Zach Reino
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Scott Passarella
Scott Passarella
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Zeke Nicholson
Zeke Nicholson
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Jessica McKenna
Jessica McKenna
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But listen, uh
If you have any advice about
How to succeed in Mountport
Oh sure I got a lot of advice on
How to succeed in Mountport
There's just a couple of things you gotta know
If you want to be a sort of a big deal around here
Sure
Step one:
Whenever you say “hi” to someone next door
Make sure you've never ever seen him before
Because we don't say “hi” to people that we know
To the people we've already met, we say “hi ho”
Oh, so “hi” to someone who’s brand new
“Hi ho” if I already know you
You've got it that's rule number one!
Rule number two:
The tuna fish here is beyond belief
We catch those tuna from the place right there
It's a little private little reef
They taste real good but don't eat too much
It'll make you throw right up
When it comes to tuna, a touch is enough
So “hi” if you are brand new
“Hi ho”
If I already know you
And when it comes to tuna
Just a touch is enough
Rule number three:
Don't climb up that big old tree
A woman lives in there and she is not okay
Oh, but that tree looks so inviting!
I know you’re gonna wanna climb it
But don't you do it
Don't you try it
Again: the woman is not okay
Okay
“Hi” but then “hi ho”—
And not like “not okay”, like there's something wrong with her
She's totally fine, she's just mean
Got it
Maybe evil
Maybe evil?
Don't talk to the woman
In the tree
Good advice for me!
Written by: Jess Mckenna, Scott Passarella, Zach Reino, Zeke Nicholson

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