Man, someone let the poop out the can
Someone let the poop out the can
Someone let the poop out of its containment
Poured it on the floor just for their own entertainment
Someone broke down the door
Snuck into the poop store
Now it's all up on the floor
I can't take this anymore
Seems like no-one knows how hard I tried
To make poop something packaged and commodified
Something you could buy
Something offered at the low price of $42.95
You think it was easy getting the poop in the can?
Well if you think it was easy, then you don't understand
My product's out of the can, and now I can't ship it out
And I can't make any money, and I can't get any clout
Cause all my profits from the poop, someone stole em
I kept all my poop in a barrel like petroleum
Now there's fecal matter spilled up all on my linoleum
I go to the store to get my fuel-efficient fecal matter
It's so productive it could run a nuclear reactor
But now it's gone, so there's cause for hesitation
I guess I've got a bad case of occupational constipation
Nothing can satiate my need to defecate
When I've got all this freight driving down the interstate
This poop shortage gives me no choice but to suppress
All these intestinal issues caused by my IBS
I have IBS, I have IBS, I have IBS, I have IBS
I have IBS, I have IBS
Warm, brown, and smelly, dirty as Machiavelli
Accompanied by a fart, that's how you know it's art
Love to hold it in my hand, put it in a can
Sounds like a plan
Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop
Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop
Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop
Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop
