Cut Every Corner

If there's a task that must be done Don't turn your tail and run Don't pout, don't sob Just do a half-assed job! If, you Cut every corner, it is really not so bad Everybody does it Even Mom and Dad If nobody sees it Then nobody gets mad It's the American way! The policeman on the beat Needs some time to rest his feet (Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!) And the clerk who runs the store Can charge a little more For meat! (For meat!) And milk (And milk!) From 1984! If, you Cut every corner You'll have more time for play! It's the American way!