If I Could Sing

If I could sing like Leonard Cohen

Would you fall in love with me?

If I could write a song like Leonard Cohen

Would you go to bed with me?

Sitting in the dark

Staring intently at nothing

Wondering what it would take to make you love me

Wandering through the park

Wistful and uncomprehending

Wondering how to get you to go to bed with me

If I could sing like Leonard Cohen (Leonard Cohen)

Would that make you fall in love with me?

If I could write a song like Leonard Cohen (like Leonard Cohen)

Would you enthusiastically jump into bed with me?

Aaaahhhhhhhhhh

Aaaahhhhhhhhhh

If you're wondering where all this is going

If you're trying to understand

And as regards the removal of your panties,

I could sing like Leonard Cohen

'cause baby, I'm your man

Aaaahhhhhhhhhh

Sitting on an empty stage

Forgotten all my lines

Trying to find a way to make you love me

Staring at a blank page

Emasculated and benign

Wondering what it would take to get you to frolic in a bed with me

If I could sing like Leonard Cohen (Leonard Cohen)

Is it possible that you would fall in love with me?

If I could write a song like Leonard Cohen (like Leonard Cohen)

Would you climb the stairs and jump into bed with me?

Aaaahhhhhhhhhh (Leonard Cohen)

Aaaahhhhhhhhhh (like Leonard Cohen)