Curse Tool Toy

I circulate through colorful squares

And I tell myself it's fun

I tell myself I like this

But it's like staring at the sun

And I'm sitting and scrolling and staring

And my vision begins to blur

As my brain cells die, I wonder why

There's nothing else I would prefer

Oh I just can't wait to turn it on

I always get a little jolt of joy

Oh I just can't wait to turn it on

Oh how I love my little curse tool toy

It's my portal to the outside world

It makes it easy just to hide

It makes it easy to know what is going on

Why interact when you can spy

And though I know it rots my soul inside

It also helps me to stay sane

It knows me better than I know myself

I can feel it making room inside my brain

Oh I just can't wait to turn it on

I always get a little jolt of joy

Oh I just can't wait to turn it on

Oh how I love my little curse tool toy

I don't know what I'm expecting

When I take a little glance

I don't know who I'm expecting

And I don't wonder in advance

Because it is second nature

To routinely take a peek

God forbid I miss a notification

653 pick-ups this week

Oh I just can't wait to turn it on

I always get a little jolt of joy

Oh I just can't wait to turn it on

Oh how I love my little curse tool toy

How would I get up in the morning

How would I keep in touch with friends

How would I two-factor authenticate

How would I research odds and ends

How would I even pay for coffee

How would I ever make a friend

How would I know how to get anywhere

The excuses never end

Oh I just can't wait to turn it on

I always get a little jolt of joy

Oh I just can't wait to turn it on

Oh how I love my little curse tool toy

I circulate through colorful squares

And I tell myself it's fun

I tell myself I like this

But it's like staring at the sun

And I'm sitting and scrolling and staring

And my vision begins to blur

As my brain cells die, I wonder why

There's nothing else I would prefer