That's How They Do It In Dixie

Cut-off jeans and cowboy boots

Long blonde hair and dark brown roots

Lord, pinch me

That's how they do it in Dixie

Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor

Longneck chaser for a shot of hard-core whiskey

That's how they do it in Dixie

Little red Geo, stickers on the window

Says "sugar and spice"

Baby, crank the bass up, ride it 'til you shake up

Those pink fur dice (Oh, ain't that nice?)

Down to the river to go for a dip

Rollin' them Levi's off of her hip

Goin' Big Kenny skinny

That's how they do it in Dixie, yeah (Splish-splash)

Watermelon lip gloss, kissin' 'neath the swamp moss

On a moonlit night

Bubblegum perfume, well-placed tattoo

Above her hiney, high (Oh my)

Belly button danglin', a twenty-minute tan

You know I'll go on Jerry Springer if you hit on my man

That girl will throw a hissy

That's how they do it in Dixie

Cut-off jeans and cowboy boots

Long blonde hair and dark brown roots

Lord, pinch me

That's how they do it in Dixie, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie

Woo, I love them girls, man (In Dixie)

That's how they do it in Dixie

That's right, class, that's how we do it in Dixie

A little Bocephus came out a bit, huh?

Bocephus for president

President of the honky-tonk

Aw, had some good rowdy friends on this one