The Bathing Suit That Grandma Otter Wore

Long long ago

There lived a lady

Simple but elegant

As any on the shore

She was known for her generous silhouette and yet

She was known even more for the bathing suit she wore

Once a pirate tried to steal it

It was rumoured he was gonna use it

For a pirate sail

And innocent of such an act he cried

The fact is that's a perfect diaper for a baby whale

Sweet grandma's eyes

How they could charm you

Five generations of loving friends she made

All the children enjoyed her in many ways somedays

When the sun was a scorcher

Grandma otter was their shade

Even so it was her bathing suit that made her famous

It was almost heaven sent

Many times when it was drying on the line

A tourist would mistake it for a circus tent

Now she has gone

Now she has left us

Left with sweet memories

And left with something more

We've made curtains and handkerchiefs

And clothing for the poor

From the one bathing suit

That your grandma otter wore

From the one bathing suit

That your grandma otter wore