Welcome to the Bureau of Affection

Why is that when you love someone they don't love you

or when someone loves you, you don't love them

Or you hear that dreaded phrase lets just a friend

Should it really be the end

Its Like a needle in your brain

It's enough to drive you around the bend.

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    Welcome to the Bureau of Affection

Welcome to bureau of Affection

We'll help point you in the right direction direction (We love You)

Satisfaction guaranteed

Looking to make the ultimate connection (We love you all)

Hoping to find it at the Bureau of Affection.

WEewill give you everything you need at the Bureau of Affection

Dating on the Internet may get warm and make you wet

but a trunk full of trauma is all you'll get

But I'll keep on trying we're not dead yet

Some you win some you regret

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We are analogue people living in a digital world

sheepish androids controlled by apps

Living our lives through 2nd hand vibes

From mobile technology, part of robot tribes.

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