They Met in the Middle

So this one guy rode from the East

But he rode to the West

And this other guy rode from the West to the East

And then there came a day way out in the middle

When they both stood face to face for a while

And then they met

Or at least it looked like they met

But they kept on going

So the guy who was from the East

He finally made it to the West

And the guy who was from the West

Finally made it to the East

But when they saw all the things that they saw

They were very disappointed

So the guy who was from the East

He rode back to the East

And the guy from the West

Rode back to the West

But they rode

And they rode in the wind and rain and snow

We all ride here

And when they both got home

They both were very hungry

And they both went out to different restaurants

Where one ate fish but the other ate a cake

'Cause it was his birthday

Way out

In the middle

Where they say there is a place

Where no one is ever

Allowed to go

Well they say that somebody went there once

But they don't remember

Wow