Makin' Woopie (Live)

Another bride, another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season, another reason

To make woopie

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

The groom is nervous, uh, he answers twice

It's really killing, the boy's so willing

To make woopie, woopie

Picture a little love nest, yeah

Down where the roses cling

Picture that same sweet love nest

See what a year can bring

I tell you the boy's washing dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious, ooh, I tell you he sews

It's really killing, the boy's so willing

To make woopie, woopie

You see, I don't make much money

Only five, uh-uh, thousand per

And some judge who thinks he's funny

Tells me I've got to pay six to her

I said, "Now, Judge, suppose I fail?"

The judge says, "Ray, son, son, right on into jail

Ah, you better keep her, I think it's cheaper"

You know what I've been doing, don't you?