Stomp On a Kli

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

There are many different vessels up in this world

You've got your mind, your body, and your soul

But there is only one vessel that if you break

A full payment, my friend, you've gots to make

It is the China dishes up in your home

The cappuccino cup with that extra foam

The flower pot you bought from Home Depot

The Disney souvenir from Orlando

Hey, Mr. Clumsy, you waddle like Bugs Bunny

Now you stomped on my "kli" it's not funny

But last laughs with me, for you must obey

The one sacred rule if you break you gotta pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

If you're riding in a wagon and you feel a bump

News flash, you're about to feel some funk

For you just broke a "kli" of serious value

Time to reconsider horse & buggy travel

You may give a hoot about Achrayoot

Too bad you weren't raised right from your youth

For your Mama never taught you domestic habits

Now you're more untidy than the hair of Lenny Kravitz

But, I'm here to teach you a simple fact

If you take out the jelly, put it back

For absent-mindedness that starts in the home

Ends with broken "Kli's" from here to Kingston

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

Five Dolla, Ten Dolla, How Much

Twenty Dolla, Thirty Dolla, How Much

Forty Dolla, Fifty Dolla, How Much

Boy whatever the value is, boy you've gots to pay

Hey, you've gotta pay, so get that wine barrel out my way

Hey, you've gotta pay, so get that wine barrel out my way

Hey, you've gotta pay, so get that wine barrel out my way

Hey, you've gotta pay, so get that wine barrel out my way

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay

When you stomp on a "kli" what do you pay