Regular Fries (Cruel to Be Kind)

Sweet potato fries are too sweet And they're stupid And I hate them! Mom and her hot son like sweet potato fries! I-I like them too Have you tried regular fries, anyone? Because they're delicious And they have the perfect combination of crunch and saltiness And-and-and Bob Bob, calm down No, Dad, keep going This is good stuff Regular fries Are the best french fries (doo doo-doo doo doo) Regular fries They're just very good fries (doo doo-doo doo doo) Sweet potato fries Are overrated (doo doo-doo doo doo) Baby (You've gotta have reg) You've gotta have regular fries Regular fries They're the best french fries (doo doo-doo doo doo) Regular fries They're just very very very good fries (doo doo-doo doo doo) (Sweet potato fries) They're overrated (doo doo-doo doo doo) Baby (baby) You've gotta have regular fries