Listen to The Winker's Song (Misprint) [feat. The Vulgar Band] [Rotten Version, Live in Croydon] by Ivor Biggun

The Winker's Song (Misprint) [feat. The Vulgar Band] [Rotten Version, Live in Croydon]

Ivor Biggun

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Credits

AUSFÜHRENDE KÜNSTLER:INNEN

Ivor Biggun

Künstler:in

Robert George Cox

Robert George Cox

Leadgesang

KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT

Ivor Biggun

Songwriter:in

PRODUKTION UND TECHNIK

Jill Bates

Produzent:in

Tim Beaton

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Lyrics

My mother said that I never should

Play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood

Their giggling talk I could never understand

And that's why I fell in love with my right hand

And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well should

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And I'm always pulling my pud'

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed

And then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist

It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD

It's available at any time and it's absolutely free

And that's why...

'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well should

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And I'm always pulling my pud'

Oh Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters

Thank you for having me and being oh so kind

I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter

My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain

I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crockett hat

And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well should

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And I'm always pulling my pud'

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters

Thank you for having me and being oh so kind

I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter

My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind

He's a wanker, he's a wanker

And it does him good like it bloody well should

He's a wanker, he's a wanker

And he's always pulling his pud'

Written by: Ivor Biggun

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