Top Songs By Ivor Biggun
Credits
AUSFÜHRENDE KÜNSTLER:INNEN
Ivor Biggun
Künstler:in
Robert George Cox
Leadgesang
KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
Ivor Biggun
Songwriter:in
PRODUKTION UND TECHNIK
Jill Bates
Produzent:in
Tim Beaton
Ingenieur:in
Lyrics
I have a dog his name is Rover
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog his name is Rover
Ee by gum!
I have a dog his name is Rover
When he shits he shits all over
Shit all 'round the room, me boys
Shit all 'round the room
I have a dog his name is Fritz
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog his name is Fritz
Ee by gum!
I have a dog his name is Fritz
He shits and shits and shits and shits
Shit all 'round the room, me boys
Shit all 'round the room
I have a dog he's as big as that
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog he's as big as that
Ee by gum!
I have a dog he's as big as that
He got diarrhoea and he buried the cat
Shit all 'round the room, me boys
Shit all 'round the room
I have a dog with a triangular rectum
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog with a triangular rectum
Ee by gum!
I have a dog with a triangular rectum
Toblerone's shoot out when you least expect 'em
Shit all 'round the room, me boys
Shit all 'round the room
I have a big, f*ucking great big rottweiler his name is Jim
Oh my goodness!
I've got this fucking great big enormous Cyril Smith rottweiler
he's got balls on him like 150 watt lightbulbs he goes 'round shagging carthorses
His name is Jim
Ee by gum!
I've got this fucking great big rottweiler his name is Jim
And where he shits is entirely up to him
Shit all 'round the room, me boys
Shit all 'round the room
I have a little chihuahua his name is Cliff
Oh my goodness!
I've got this teeny-weeny little chihuahua his name is Cliff
Ee by gum!
I've got this teeny-weeny little chihuahua his name is Cliff
His turds are small but they don't 'arf niff
Shit all 'round the room, me boys
Shit all 'round the room
I have a dog his name is Solzhenitsyn
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog his name is Solzhenitsyn
Ee by gum!
I have a dog his name is Solzhenitsyn
And mine is the house Solzhenitsyn shits in
Shit all 'round the room, me boys
Shit all 'round the room
I have a dog he's a big Great Dane
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog he's a big Great Dane
Ee by gum!
I have a dog he's a big Great Dane
He wipes his arse and he pulls the chain
Shit all 'round the room, me boys
Shit all 'round the room
Written by: Ivor Biggun