You Can't Polish A Turd

Yeah

You can't have honey without no bees

You can't have legs without no knees

You can't have smoke without no fire

You can't polish a turd

Oh, oh, oh, can't you see

You judge me well

I look like a farmer, but

I am a farmer

You can't polish a turd

You can't drink acid and expect to survive

You can't be dead if you're still alive

You can't bear children if you're a man

You can't polish a turd

Oh, oh, oh, can't you see

Ooh, you judge me well

I look like a farmer, but

I'm a farmer

You can't polish a turd

You can't fit a round peg into a square hole

You can't be rich if you're on the dole

You can't eat iron or walk on water

You can't polish a turd

Oh, oh, oh, can't you see

Mmm, baby, you touch me well

I look like a farmer

But I am a farmer

You can't polish a turd