Throwin' Up StRaWbErRiEs

I've got a funny story to tell (To tell, to tell)

About when I was eighteen and my life was hell

Found out a boy I loved broke my heart

Then I had an incident in a parking lot

Beer before liquor, never been sicker

Never kissed a random ass boy quicker

Should've heeded the warnings

Had appointments in the morning

8 AM, mom's tugging at my feet

She said you got a therapist to meet

I'm throwing up strawberries

In my therapist's parking lot

I've got a lot wrong with me

Probably shouldn't have taken that shot

Mom got up early

Made me breakfast and lunch

I'm throwing up strawberries

In my therapist's parking lot

Parking lot, parking lot, parking lot

There's an important lesson to be learned

In the story that you just heard

If you don't pay attention then I'd be concerned

Looks can be deceiving

If he's posting and deleting then baby he's cheating

You don't wanna end up like me

8 AM, mom's tugging at my feet

I'm throwing up strawberries (Throwing up)

In my therapist's parking lot

I've got a lot wrong with me (Got a lot wrong with me)

Probably shouldn't have taken that shot

Mom got up early (My mom got up early)

Made me breakfast and lunch

I'm throwing up strawberries (Throwing up)

In my therapist's parking lot

Parking lot, parking lot, parking lot

Sorry, Jennifer

I didn't run down to get your check

But I think someone should check on my head

From down here the sky looks so blue

But I am hoping next session

I'll get a better view

I'm throwing up strawberries

In my therapist's parking lot

I've got a lot wrong with me

Probably shouldn't have taken that shot

Mom got up early

Made me breakfast and lunch

I'm throwing up strawberries