Manliness

Ooh

Two roads diverged into a wood

I took neither, here I stood

Clenching my jaw, I made a fist out of my hand

You can sure waste a lot of time

Trying to be a man

I hugged a tree, I shed a tear (I hugged a tree, I shed a tear)

But I did it all while no one was here (No one was here)

Except my shadow who was making other plans

You can sure waste a lot of space

Trying to be a man

Oh, verbs and nouns and adjectives

Extracted as if through a sieve

Leaving out the flowery bits

The rind, the pulp, yeah, and the pips

Reduce it all down to the juice

Trying to be a man

I score a goal, but I miss the point (I score a goal, but I miss the point)

My statement made, then I left the joint (I left the joint)

Opinions are like arseholes

I kept it clean, then I ran

You can suck the air out of a room

Trying to be a man

Opinions disguised as facts

And can I take the last one back?

Leaning so far that you fall, ooh

Oh, the thrill of it all

One step forward, one step back

Trying to be a man, oh

Oh

Two roads diverged into a wood

Oh, I took neither, here I stood

Grains of sand as they fall in through my hand

Oh, just watching time go by

Trying to be human

Trying to be human

Trying to be human

Trying to be human

Trying to be human

Trying to be human, man