The T (feat. Adore Delano)

My name is Alaska Thunderfuck, and I have something to say

I like black tea, I like black D

I never touched Tina, and that's the T

I know, on What's the Tee, I said that I don't drink

So you bitches probably don't even know what to think

When you see me in the club gettin' crunk

Acting stupid, getting drunk

I got a hundred problems, drinking ain't one

I tried to quit drinking, but it's too much fun

I keep it cute, and I act my age

And you're never ever gonna see me drunk on stage

It's a new dawn, it's a new age

Metallica, turn the page

Turn the page, turn the page

Chun Li, Streets of Rage

I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage

Let's pay women an equal wage

No seriously

What the fuck?

Now let's talk about my exes

I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas

I'm just kidding, he was really in Florida

But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida?

We were good together, but we're better apart

And I learned a lot from that broken heart

Sharon and Chad, I'm happy for you

Cerrone the cat, I fucking miss you, boo

Not every breakup turned out so well

I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell

But then there was this one guy

Girl

And if you have Reddit, you probably know all about this already

Uh

This psycho ex got heavy handed

Tried to Death Star my whole fuckin' planet

Talkin' shit, droppin' names

Screen-cappin', playin' games

I've had it, officially

The bitch tried to really, really come for me

He crossed me like the River Styx

But the sex was good 'cause I like small dicks

Ha-ha

I'm not mad, I'm not pressed

The money's on the dresser, get dressed

To the twunk-ass messes in the meet and greet

Tryna treat a Ru Girl like a piece of meat

Ow, you're pullin' my hair, bitch, you spilled on my dress, bitch

You think you're a fan, but you're only a mess, bitch

Real fans, I fuckin' love you

I'd lay myself down on the train track for you

In fact, I made this fuckin' record for you

Call me Delano 'cause I Adore you

Oh

Yeah, you specifically

Yeah, yeah, oh-ooh

The AAA girls went bankrupt morally

Willam met some models and serviced them orally

He's probably on the way to replace us quick

Just like he fucking did to Detox and Vic

Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques

Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques

Oh, yeah, that reminds me about that thing

The secret I've been hiding like a ding-a-ling

I did some challenges, I won a few

Oh, yeah, that's a thing called All Stars 2

I can't blame you, Adore

They went in really harsh that first day

And if it had been me in your position

Who knows, I might've done the same thing

I'm just lucky I guess, I feel blessed, but I'm stressed

I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best

A hundred-thousand dollars, it ain't that much

To fuck up your mind and all your friends that you trust

I'm sorry, Coco, I'm sorry, Tatianna

I'm sorry, Mom, I wanna smoke some marijuana and move on

'Cause it's all just a game

And it is what it is at the end of the day