Thor

Thor is the god of thunder

But he's also a family man

He settled down in Milwaukee and

He's got himself a wife and daughter

He works for the Bank of America

He does it all for love

At night he likes to go down to the karaoke bar

And sing his favorite songs by his very favorite bands

He's got a minor drinking problem he has not addressed

He really does his best but it's getting out of hand

Thor likes the Green Bay Packers

They're his home team, he's an owner too

And one day while he was driving

He got into a fender bender

It took all his patience not to kill the other guy

All he had to really do was let his hammer fly

But that rage and destruction stuff had really lost its charm

He'd put it all behind him forever

Thor is the son of Odin

But that's not all he is, oh no, and

'Cause maybe people can change

Not who they are, but maybe their ways

And Thor is the god of thunder

And his wife is an under-

Wear model, so he does the cooking

And she does the dishes

After he goes off to bed