Interlude 2

1 Trait Danger? That dumb fuckin' band is getting back together? That band makes horseshit Tommy, get in here! Grab this big pen out of my hand And start-start writing this down, with a-with a big pen "1 Trait Danger: Worst Band of the Decade, reunites, Terrible, This is Terrible" That's really the headline, sir? That's what you want me to write down here? Goddammit, Tommy I don't pay you to ask questions I pay you to write with this very large pen D'you still want me to adjust the score you gave, uh Fiona Apple's last album? What, you mean "Bring in the Trash Can"? What are you talkin' about, I gavе that so-that album a-a solid 9 Sir, you gave the album a nine out of hundrеd We kind of adjusted the scoring rubric, from tens to a hundred About nine months ago, there was-there was a few emails about it Yeah! You're goddamn right we did, and that's That's why I gave that f—shitty album a nine The score stays, Tommy Listen up, the score stays But I th—I think we wrote a pretty positive review So that's-that's gonna have to change Uh, sir, I-I'd hate to bring this up again Th-there were also a couple of emails about this But my name's actually Thomas, sir Yeah, that's what I called you: Tommy Uh, no, Th-Thom-Thomas, not Tommy, sir Yeah, I see it on your nametag right there: T-H-O-M-A-S, Tommy What are you, fuckin' dumb? You idiot Sir, you gotta come quick! We got wind that Kevin Parker is eating a tuna fish sandwich Downtown Melbourne! Oh my God, Kevy's eating tuna in Melbourne Your-You gotta get down there right now! You gotta get on the first fuckin' plane to Melbourne And you gotta-f, you gotta l-get pictures of him eating this This is a big story, Stevie! Sir, my name is actually Steven, sir! Goddammit, Stevie, I don't give a shit! Get down there! Y'know what, I'm comin' with ya T-Tommy, you go-you gotta write this review, I'm-I'm headin' out So what, I just write all these reviews into full reviews, or— Yeah, yeah, yeah, just do what y-whatever you have to do I'm not the reviews guy, let the interns do that shit