If Your Brain Is Properly Oiled

Who is this great man whose deeds cannot be surpassed?

Who is the patriot whose reign shall forever last?

Dear to our hearts is our general's glorious name!

Our own beloved leader of undying fame!

Hearts patronizing they're not in on their own joke

Teaching the folk songs back to the folk

We know how to help the nation grow

We'll show the people what they ought to know

Then we'll grow

I know how to make the party grow

I'll show these peons what they ought to know

Then I'll glow