The Logical Song

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful

A miracle

Oh, it was beautiful, magical

And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily

Oh joyfully, oh playfully, watching me

But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible

Logical, oh responsible, practical

Then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable (dependable)

Oh clinical, intellectual, cynical

There are times when all the world's asleep

The questions run too deep

For such a simple man

Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?

I know it sounds absurd

Please tell me who I am

I said, Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical (a radical)

Liberal, oh fanatical, criminal

Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're acceptable

Respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable, oh, oh, oh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, ooh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

But at night, when all the world's asleep

The questions run too deep

For such a simple man

Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?

I know it sounds absurd

Please tell me who I am

Who I am

Who I am

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

It's logical

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

So very logical

D-d-dependable (ooh, ooh, ooh)

It's logical

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, goodbye

So very logical (ooh, ooh, ooh)

Oh, logical

It's logical

D-d-dependable