Life’s a Bitch

All of my heroes are sandwiches

I don't really care what the question is

The eye of the tiger, the wings of a dove

Let's talk about love

Yoko

O no

Here comes

The paddy wagon

& I

Don't care

Much for

The finger wagging

Pick up

Your feet

& don't leave

Your knuckles dragging

& turn up the heat

'cause there's a big fat man

& his little dog that's

Terrorizing me

Don't take it from me

But life's a bitch

Don't take it from me

But life's a bitch

A dystopian

Mouse

Gets into the house

A zugebrian

Opens

His big fat mouth

The zooathalon

Saved me

Without a doubt

But they kicked me out

'cause there's a big fat man

& his little dog that's

Terrorizing me

Don't take it from me

But life's a bitch

Don't take it from me

But life's a bitch

The brigadier

Brought lots

Of ladies here

The captain

& I

Set the atmosphere

We partied

Like 1999

But i fell behind

'cause there's a big fat man

& his little dog that's

Terrorizing me

Don't take it from me

But life's a bitch

Don't take it from me

But life's a bitch

All of my heroes are sandwiches

I don't really care what the question is

The eye of the tiger, the wings of a dove

Let's talk about love

Prometheus

Once was

A bitter rival

I fought

Him

Tooth & nail

For my survival

I took

The chains

Pandora took the keys

& i'm on my knees

'Cause there's a big fat man

& his little dog that's

Terrorizing me

Don't take it from me

But life's a bitch

Don't take it from me

But life's a bitch

Don't take it from me

But life's a bitch

Don't take it from me

But life's a bitch