Went to bed early 'cause it was Christmas Eve
Woke up before midnight to catch the fat man flat on his feet
And I said, What you got? what you got? what you got in that sack for me?
What u got? what you got? it better be good or I can't let you leave
He pulled out an orange and a clock radio, a pair of flannel pajamas
I said you're pulling my leg man I can't let you go
What you got? what you got? what you got in that sack for me?
What you got? what you got? that's no good man I can't let you leave
So I tied him up in the corner and started rifling through his bag
Pulled out a ray gun and Nintendo Switch and said now were even I can hit the rack
What you got? what you got? what you got in that sack for me?
What you got? what you got? now were good man I can let you leave
