A Swamp Drained Is No Place To Call Home

Daddy listen to me while I tell you how it is

I need a million dollars to ruin businesses

It’ll be stupendous, yes it’ll be just grand

I’m gonna put our name on shit and pretend its a brand

Then maybe I’ll run for president

Yeah, maybe I’ll be president someday

Melania won’t screw me and she’s acting like a cunt

I told her my presidency is just a publicity stunt

They say I’m robbing the cradle, I say she’s humping the hearse

But when you grab them by the pussy they cannot guard their purse

Putin’s talking to me while the call girl takes a piss

I am germophobic, so whores I never kiss

Here they really get me, yeah, they really treat me fine

But the shit they’ve seen never occurred to me while I was signing on the dotted line