Stop That

(Stop that, stop that, stop that, stop that)

(Stop that, stop that, stop that)

Main apne sar par hath rakh ke kasam khata hoon

Ki main jo kuchh bhi kahunga, sach kahunga

Sach ke siwa, kuchh bhi nahi kahunga

Lekin main jab bhi kisi se kuchh kehne jata hoon

Toh woh log mujhe bol dete hain

Meri baatein sunkar dekho hasna nahin

Usse jhooth mankar kahin phasna nahin

Main sab sach kehta hoon, aapki kasam

Maine piya nahi whisky, beer ya rum

Madhuri Dixit milli raste mein

Khaaye channe humne saste mein

Usne kaha tere sang shaadi rachaun

Ghar tere aake main parathe pakaun

Madhuri ko kaha, mere ghar na aana

Sridevi ko bol diya, na baba na

Chaahe dahej mein de mujhe sone ki car

Ya aake koi de de mujhe hiron ka haar

Par shadi ke liye main toh kachcha hoon

Abhi sau saal ka chhota bachcha hoon

Mere daddu pehne diaper

Chashmein par unke wiper

Daddy ki toote haddi

Jab khele woh kabaddi

Maine Everest pe football khela hai

Dono hathon se train ko dhakela hai

Kushti mein Daara Singh mera chela hai

Mere ghodon ka chand pe tabela hai

Dhirubhai Ambani leke aaye cycle

Chai pe gaye toh dena pada mujhe bill

Harshad Mehta mila mujhe mandir ke dwaar

Paanch rupaye mange usne mujhse udhaar

Blank cheque deke maine sign kar di

Harshad ne usmein se suitcase khareedi

Ab income pe koi tax nahin hoga

Aur sau ke note pe mera photo hoga

Rishwat compulsary karne bada abhiyan hoga

Sab mantriyon ka dress chaddi-baniyan hoga

Neta jo chunav haara

Sar mundwayega sara

Jo dega jhoothe bhaashan

Na milega use rashan

Gharwali milegi sabko gungi

Police pehnenge ab sirf lungi

Doctor muft mein operation karenge

Sarkari karmachari ab kaam karenge

Andhe ne kaha chalo film dekhein

Langda bola nahin aaj football sikhein

Ganja puchhe kahan gaya mera kanga

Loole ne mara mukka, toh hua danga

Supari khake budha maare pichkari

Kaane ne dekh usse ek aankh maari

Goonga bina sur-taal gane laga gaan

Yeh suna behre ne, band kiye apne kaan

Tabhi ek tingu ped se gira yeh nariyal

Ab se jyada bachche walon ko ho jayegi jail

Pagal bhi chess khele

Cricket khelega Pele

Miss India rakhe dadhi

Rambo pehnega sari

Budhdhe hone pe sabki height ghategi

Shudh hawa pe sarkar tax rakhegi

Sikke bo ne pe paison ki bel khilegi

Pyar karne ke liye permit milegi

Aa raha hai mera ek picture naya

Bachchan hai villan, meri heroine Jaya

Subhash Ghai ne jab mujhe sign kiya

Saath baithke hum dono ne wine piya

Jackie Chan ko sikhayi maine fight action

Mere gaanon ko churaaye Michael Jackson

Actor nahi main cricketer bhi hoon

Main toh Kapil se badhiya hard hitter bhi hoon

Tabhi ghabra kar Kambli ne shout kiya

Jab Sachin ko maine bold out kiya

Main aur Ratan Tata

Jab lene gaye aata

Chakki pe baithe Tyson

Sabko bech raha tha besan

P.T. Usha ne mujhe drink cold diya tha

Jab Olympic ki daud me maine gold liya tha

Ek jyotish ne jab mera haath dekha tha

Na hoga koi mere jaisa, aisa kaha tha

Meri baatein sunke dekho hasna nahin

Usse jhooth mankar kahin phasna nahin

Main sab sach kehta hoon, aapki kasam

Maine piya nahi whisky, beer ya rum

(Stop that)

(Stop that)

(Stop that)

(Stop that)