Finally Free! (Of the STD)

Finally free of the STD

And finally can bone

Met a new girl and she's clean too

Trust me I should know

Antibiotics have run their course

I've got it all planned out

Take her to my pad and go to town

The town that starts with pound

Gonna back her up and bend her over

Put myself in raw

Do it all around my mums living room

I better close the door

From behind my girl looks nice

And not bad from the front

Doesn't need to know I'm watching tv

As long as I still grunt (ugh)

Finally free of the STD

I'm finally free of the STD

I'm finally free of the STD

Finally free of the STD

Bending her over and pulling her hair

Because it's just a game

If we were kids she would complain

So it's funny how things change

Then we stop and get some snacks

I have got ice cream

Eat it off her body and lick it up

So she's nice and clean

Then I lay down and eat some chips

It's like watching on a big screen

Boobies bouncing in front of my face

Life is but a dream

Just when we are ready to climax

I start to pull out

I release and fire like a hose

And this ends my drought

(Marty Rathburn says "it was much more

Serious than a uniformed dog")