Making the Nouveau Riche

you say I have to get a real life but I'm not sure how that in making someone or other rich is any more real than making the niche for yourself I'm without a zack , a truth a coin, a kopeck or an elusive brass razoo but my dear rationalist don't dream I couldn't care I too grow quickly bored of the clothes I wear so maybe I should go and get a real life real like cutting a fine figure or scraping a deposit together for if, heaven forbid just suppose I cannot live on taxes and goodwill forever but how is it that the problem just doesn't seem to press while my fingers are themselves pressing hard against the neck? I was sure that I suffered and worked as hard as anyone I knew well it seems I haven't I better damn well fix it and make it look every inch as though I do but still I'll have to go and get a real life and I've no doubt that it will happen maybe I've put it off for too long now gonna see if I can't get something better than a maybe I'm amidst of a real life