I Shall Scream

Mr. Bumble, I shall scream No, you won't, heigh-ho If I wanted something special Then you couldn't say no Did I nearly catch you smiling? Yes, I did and it's beguiling If your hand is close, I'll press it Yes, you like it, come confess it Yes, you do! No, I don't! Yes, you do! I shall scream, I shall scream 'Til they hasten to my rescue, I shall scream Since there's nobody that's near us Who could see us or could hear us If I ask you, "Can I kiss you?" Say, what will my pretty miss do? I shall scream, scream, scream! If I pinch you, one pinch from your shy protective shell Can I un-inch you one inch? Will my blithesome, buxom beauty Let her suitor do his duty? Though, his lap ain't very large, dear Sit upon it, there's no charge, dear Will you sit? No, I shan't Will you sit? I shall scream, I shall scream For the safety of my virtue, I shall scream Though, your knee is rather cosy See my cheeks are getting rosy You would have me in your power If I sat here for an hour I shall scream, scream, scream! You're a naughty, bad man If you think I can't be proper, prim, and haughty, I can And you'll pardon if I mention You must state your true intention (shhh) Is there not another room here? (No!) If there were a bride and groom here, would there be? Well, there might We shall see I shall scream, I shall scream At the thoughts of what you're thinking, I shall scream! You will wonder where the scream went When we come to an agreement As my lovey-dovey's chubby Would she love a chubby hubby? I shall scream, Mr. Bumble I shall scream, Bumble-wumble! I shall scream, scream, scream