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Peter Stampfel And The Bottle Caps - Funny The First Time (Official Audio)
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The Bottle Caps
The Bottle Caps
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When I was just a little boy I hated rhubarb pie
I spit some at my daddy and it dribbled down his die
My momma laughed like crazy so I spit some in her eye
She whooped me good and here’s the reason why
Cos it was funny the first time, funny the first time
It will never be funny again
So ho ho, please don’t repeat it cos I really don’t need it
This big joke is coming to an end
Then one day I got married, it sure was lots of fun
I was her one and only, she was my only one
We ended in divorce court after 3 months, maybe 4
I don’t believe I’ll marry anymore
Cos it was funny the first time, funny the first time
It will never be funny again
So ho ho, please don’t repeat it cos I really don’t need it
This big joke is coming to an end
Now you may not believe me, after I had died
I couldn't get to heaven cos I wasn't sanctified
And satan said, "messing up my nice clean hell"
And as I was reborn I heard me yell, well
It was funny the first time, funny the first time
It will never be funny again
So ho ho, please don’t repeat it cos I really don’t need it
This big joke is coming to an end
This big joke is coming to an end
Written by: Peter Stampfel

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